amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

  • baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good
  • i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

    (Source: liveinphoenix)

    teenageiconophile:

    *seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*